All ‘Definitely Not’ Skins in League of Legends, Ranked

Definitely Not skins make you feel like Superman:

With a single outfit change – whether a derpy bear onesie or a dapper tie — you’re suddenly unrecognizable and no one knows what champion you’re playing.

Obviously, this puts you at a major advantage in your games.

I mean, how can your enemy fight against you if they have no idea what you’re going to throw at them?

Jokes aside, Definitely Not Skins are perfect for those who love goofiness or simply want an easy way to tilt tryhard enemies. They’re reasonably priced too!

4. Definitely Not Vel’Koz

Released: March 31st, 2016
Price: 750 RP

In this skin, Vel’Koz has assumed the role of a 9 to 5 office worker, giving up the “harbringer of death and chaos” lifestyle.

He rocks a fedora hat, a pinstripe suit, cufflinks, and a trusty coffee mug that keeps him at the top of his game while he smashes those time-pressured work deadlines, or, ya know, his enemies’ health bars.

Honestly, Vel’Koz pulls off this skin surprisingly well. And while you don’t get a new recall, emotes, or particle effects, it is budget-friendly at only 750 RP.

Plus, lasering your enemies to death while dressed in a fedora hat is pretty darn satisfying (and sure to leave them internally exploding).

3. Definitely Not Udyr

Released: March 31st, 2015
Price: 975 RP

This skin transforms Udyr’s stances into animal-themed onesies that look downright comical.

So yep, you get to chase down the enemy ADC and slap them to death with a pair of furry paws (or webbed feet).

It’s satisfying, it’s ridiculous, and it’s sure to tilt even the most zen player.

And hey, Udyr even gets to keep his iconic beard.

2. Definitely Not Blitzcrank

Released: October 19th, 2011
Price: 975 RP

Okay. This skin does show its age, but it’s still a solid (and hilarious) skin.

Like Vel’Koz, Blitzcrank has given up his destructive antics for office life.

While he’s not as stylish as Vel’Koz – that pinstripe suit is a total fashion statement – his work outfit is still top tier and comes with a snazzy red tie.

I also love the neat little touches, like the rips in his suit where his wires have broken through.

Where this skin really wins me over though is how you can honestly tell Blitzcrank tried his absolute hardest to look like a human.

He’s even topped off his look with a pair of groucho glasses, oversized gloves, and a wig.

Sure, it doesn’t exactly work (sorry Blitzcrank, you’re not fooling anyone), but I have to give him an A+ for effort.

My only “real” criticism of this skin?

The beak-like fake nose kind of makes him look like a robotic duck. I just can’t unsee it.

1. Draven Draven

Released: March 31st, 2016
Price: 500 RP

Right. If it was any other champion, this skin definitely wouldn’t deserve the top spot.

It doesn’t give you a new design, it doesn’t give you new animations or particle effects, and it doesn’t give you flashy emotes or a captivating recall.

All you’re basically paying for is a bobblehead version of the base model.

And yet, it’s Draven.

So it works.

After all, Draven players are famous for their “big-headed attitude.”

Sure, it’s not practical in ranked games – the bobblehead look isn’t exactly ideal when you’re trying to weave in some sweet auto-attacks and kite – but it’s impossible to get tilted while wearing this skin. It’s comedy genius.

To top it all off?

It’s only 500 RP, so it’s ideal for goofy skin lovers on a budget.

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