Stand on the edge of a high place while your friend looms behind you. Start a timer to see how long it takes before you’re dead.
I tried it and I got -3 seconds. Yup. That dude killed me 3 seconds before I could even start the damn thing.
Inside all of us, we have an instinct so strong that it overrides our need for love and belonging.
This instinct is the instinct to troll.
In this two-player map, you will be faced with five trials that will tease you.
You know you’re supposed to cooperate but the instinct to troll your friend is just too strong. And even if you trust yourself not to troll your friend, do you trust your friend not to troll you?
If you and your friend make it through this map without trolling each other, make each other a friendship bracelet because you two deserve it.
The moral of this map is: don’t troll your friends.
Blowing stuff up is about the most entertaining thing you can do in Minecraft, and it only becomes more entertaining when you have a buddy to do it with.
This map is all about blowing things up but efficiently.
There are 16 structures, all created to be destroyed.
And there’s also a ranked mode if you want to get competitive about how efficiently you can blow stuff up. The more efficient of a bomber you are, the higher you’ll get on the local leaderboard.
You know how they go to all these crazy dimensions, like the butt dimension? Or the dimension where the couches sit on people?
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, don’t worry. All you need to know is that this map will have you exploring the multiverse.
The storyline for this map is quite funny.
You wake up and your house is floating in the middle of space for some reason. So if you’re planning on taking a step outside to walk your dog, don’t.
You have a mission far more important than giving your dog the necessary exercise for it to remain healthy. You need to find the five eternity stones to stop “the dark one.” Power in numbers, I guess?
With only a small island, a tree, and a couple of items, you must survive and thrive.
And the small island is also floating in the middle of nowhere, by the way.
This map proved to be so fun that an uncountable number of servers have dedicated themselves to it.
Why not give the original a try?
When playing with friends, this map will test your teamwork as well as your patience, especially at the start, when one person making one mistake is all it takes to permanently screw things up for everyone.
This will either end with you and your friends thriving, or you and your friends punching each other off the map repeatedly in a rage-induced war that cannot be won because your friend just won’t stop respawning.
Put your swords away and take your pickaxes out, because that’s what you’re going to use to take everyone down.
Literally.
Ultimate Spleef is a game where you must destroy the blocks from under your opponent so that they fall down. There are multiple levels and if they fall past the last level, they’re out!
This is a revamp of the original spleef, so there are more added features, such as kits and more stages.
But have you ever wanted to just smack them around?
The truth is, we would love to smack those we love around. In a video game, of course.
I told you earlier about that troll instinct!
This map lets you relish in this aggression, no-holds-barred.
This is the classic sumo game, where the objective is to knock the other players into oblivion. And if the game ever stops feeling like sumo, just remember that a block in Minecraft is supposed to represent a meter, so your character is quite fat.
Americans, you’ll just have to trust me on that one.
There are also ender pearls, jump pads, and traps to make things crazier. After all, it’s called “Super Smackers,” not “Mediocre Smackers.”
Rocket riders is a reimagining of Missile Wars by Sethbling and Cubehamster.
The goal is to destroy your enemy team’s portal before they destroy your own team’s.
But there’s a vast chasm of nothingness separating the teams, so what do you do?
When in doubt, the answer is always missiles.
Unless you’re Kim Jong-Un.
If you’re reading this, Kim Jong-Un, please don’t launch a missile. Or at least don’t tell anyone that I convinced you to do it. Please, Kim Jong-Un, they’ll launch me into space.
