Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? The protagonist of the USA’ fifth longest-running cartoon series, SpongeBob SquarePants!
You don’t have to be a marine biologist to recognize the ultra-famous yellow goofy goober and his entourage of friends from Bikini Bottom.
With more than 10 seasons, three movies, and hundreds of merchandise, SpongeBob has become the cartoon of a generation.
If you’ve ever tried to find a collectible from the series then chances are you’ve felt overwhelmed by the amount of products out there. Not to mention if you’re looking to buy a gift for someone else.
Well I’ve done some research and come up with the best SpongeBob items available online, both new stuff and some rare older memorabilia.
Whether you’re a goofy goober yourself or know somebody who’d rather spend their summer vacations in Bikini Bottom, I’m sure you’ll be hooked by one of these wonderful pieces.
Plushies 6-Set
First up we have the main cast of SpongeBob ready to flood your life with the magic of friendship and slapstick humor.
While they’re wear resistant, well-made and accurately colored, Gary the Snail steals the show in this set. Such an iconic character deserves a lot more attention from the merch industry.
Whether you’re in the market for the whole cast or just one character, these super-soft plushies from JAMOR are one of your best options.
Never deny a child the possibility of having a plush as big as they are. It gets harder and more expensive as time goes on!
This giant SpongeBob plush is among the cuddliest things you’ll see all day. The bright colors and fine details make it a perfect addition to anyone’s collection of soft companions.
Squidward may not be as positive as SpongeBob, but he’s just as cuddly – even if he doesn’t want to admit it.
There aren’t that many options in regards to Squidward merch, so finding such a detailed and premium-quality plush is a total win in my book.
He’s perfect to complete your underwater plush collection. And if you happen to know one of the few kids who like Squidward, you’ll be a hero for getting them this.
Speaking of the struggling artist, I’ve recently gotten my tentacles on the quintessential piece for anyone trying to understand his deep conceptual art.
Despite art critics saying it belongs in the trash, we know they’re all just a bunch of hacks who couldn’t spot a genius when they’re right in front of them.
This very tasteful piece was painted on high-quality canvas and made to adorn any wall.
It’s a great option for older fans looking to display their exquisite taste in art for all to see. It’s also a great conversation starter.
With 425 pieces and infinite creative possibilities, few things could be better for a crafty fan than this SpongeBob LEGO set.
It includes the iconic pineapple house, the boat car SpongeBob will never get a license for, and many other items for SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward to use.
It’s very detailed and there are many elements to play around with, making it the perfect way to add a slice of Bikini Bottom to your world of Lego.
No road trip or improvised motel stay is ever complete without a good game of UNO.
Anyone can enjoy UNO, but sometimes a little licensed push in the right direction can help get a new player to learn the rules.
Adding SpongeBob into the mix is sure to interest the little ones who fail to see how numbers could be fun. This set also includes larger cards for their little hands to grip better.
Sometimes you can get quantity without sacrificing quality.
These 12 small characters are just the thing you need to populate a child’s imagination’s playground.
They’re also perfect to decorate a garden, a room, or perhaps even a fish tank.
The heavy-duty pieces will take anything a child or the elements have to throw at them like it’s nothing! Plus they’re made from biodegradable, environmentally-friendly materials so you can do your part to keep actual underwater life healthy.
If you’re planning a birthday party and are still fretting over the cake’s decoration, perhaps some SpongeBob cake toppers are what you need.
After you’re done with them I figure they’d also make great decorations for the garden, and many children would be just fine playing with them. Everything is a toy if you’re creative enough!
We all need a little reassuring that nothing is lurking in the closet from time to time.
This automatic LED nightlight will turn on or off according to lighting in the room. LED technology means it’ll last longer and won’t heat up, even if it’s on all night.
Kids will feel safe with SpongeBob there to make the night just a little less dark.
Kelpo Cereal is Bikini Bottom’s leading brand of breakfast flakes.
They’re so good, they don’t even get soggy despite being underwater!
This prop is great to decorate a party or a SpongeBob exhibition of any kind.
It’s detailed and incredibly authentic, making anyone who sees it feel like they’re really in SpongeBob’s underwater world. A great gift for collectors too.
Finding a licensed bedding set from a kid’s show that’s tastefully designed instead of just having the characters plastered on everywhere is one of the small victories of everyday life.
It’s even better when it’s as detailed and beautiful as this one, much less on-the-nose than a bright yellow set would be.
It’s also 100% cotton so it’s soft and pretty darn cozy year-round.
On-the-go plastic tumblers are one of those relatively modern creations we didn’t even know we needed some years ago.
Now every member of the family wants one, and the best way to tell them apart is cheery designs such as this SpongeBob one. Perfect for any fan of the show.
The double-wall insulation will keep the contents cold for hours. Both smoothies and milkshakes benefit greatly from the wide straw too.
It’s never too late or too early to teach kids about saving. And SpongeBob is just the character for the task.
Although he’s working a dead-end job as the Krusty Krab’s fry cook, he seems to have an easy time managing his money to keep a pet snail, provide for himself, and even indulge in hobbies. He must have amazing financial skills to pass down to your friends & family.
Bring a bit of Bikini Bottom to your Christmas tree with these SpongeBob ornaments.
They’ve been training all year to hold their breath outside the water throughout the season, so don’t worry, they’ll be fine hanging from your pine’s branches.
You can be sure both young and old fans of the show will love this creative spin on a Christmas classic.
Whether your child is enamored with Play-Dough or you just want to make some cookies, this full set of SpongeBob cookie cutters is just the thing you need.
These high-quality 3D printed cutters come in a single piece for cutting and texturing to save you time and effort.
And they’re the perfect size for delicious two-bite cookies.
Cookie jars are a classic decoration with a special upside to them: they’re generally full of cookies!
This sculptured ceramic pineapple was made with a lot of attention to detail and the special artisanal charm only hand-crafted items have.
The whimsical high-spirit design featuring SpongeBob and Patrick is just perfect, and the soft colors and delicate lines stand out over the intense orange. Great for any true fan of the show.
It’s a cold hard fact that the first few seasons of SpongeBob SquarePants were the best.
This 100 episode set includes the most entertaining and memorable episodes on the entire series.
Unlike many other compilations, it also includes the pilot episode and even the unaired alternate endings for “Shanghied”, where the audience chose the resolution during the premiere.
And if that’s not enough, perhaps the “Square Roots” short documentary will entice you even more(this documentary cannot be found anywhere else). It features interviews with the most influential members of the cast and creative team responsible for SpongeBob, showing us a glimpse into the inner workings of the show.
You may not be able to take his #1 hat from him, but his gravestone is the perfect indoor or outdoor SpongeBob decoration. Any fan of the show will instantly recognize it. And for them, you’ll be #1.
If you’re looking for delicate & tasteful merch that’s useful as well, you can’t go wrong with these iPhone cases.
They have a nice matte finish that’ll keep them from looking greasy, and their sturdy manufacturing protects your phone from scratches and other daily risks.
Remember: there’s no such thing as too many phone cases.
Commemorate one of the most iconic moments in animated TV with this incredible hand-painted art.
Any self-respecting fan of the show will recognize this as a symbol of how effort can overcome adversity, and they’ll be reminded of the most epic Bubble Bowl mid-game show there ever was.
Time, space, existence… These are all concepts we think we understand – but do we?
Reflect on your own lack of comprehension of anything beyond your senses while contemplating this surreal piece, taken straight from the episode SB-129.
Whether you’re holding pencils, pens, or using them as planters for leafy friends, these holders will bring Bikini Bottom to life wherever you put them.
They’re 3D printed using different colored materials so there’s no chance of the color ever losing intensity.
Their timeless design will also keep them fresh for years to come.
It’s kind of difficult to call this a bobblehead when his whole body bobbles!
But this 2002 vintage item from Universal Studios Hollywood will look amazing anywhere you put it.
It’s perfect for any SpongeBob aficionado looking for a classic collectible format, and since it’s standing on peppermint candy it may even work as a Christmas decoration too.
Continuing our trip down the vintage road, we have this working 2004 clock depicting SpongeBob carrying the weight of the Krabby Patty upon his back.
This charming SpongeBob wall clock is the perfect piece to bring some personality and color into a child’s room or the kitchen. You’ll get hungry just by looking at it.
Nelson Chitty is a Venezuelan expat living in Argentina. He’s a writer and translator passionate about history and foreign cultures. His ideal weekend is spent between leisurely playing games of Civilization VI and looking for the next seinen anime to marathon.
